Although Apple have received a lot of negative press recently over their new firmware iOS 6 especially in regards to their revolutionary map system they have actually improved Siri quite significantly when compared to it’s previous version back in iOS 5. Apple have even taken it to the next level by giving Siri its very own sense of humor views on politics, love, religion, and human relations. The revolutionary new personal assistant available only via the iPhone 4s and new iPhone 5 running iOS 6 sure does have quite a personality thanks to some slick artificial intelligence. Figuring out some of Siri’s humorous answers to your questions as Siri grows at Apple HQ is actually a lot of fun and sometimes quite creepy.  

Here at we have put together 20 of halarious Siri resonese that you need to try. Some of them have multiple answers, so if you ask him the same question again chances are that he will give you a different remark!

There are hundreds of funny things that Siri can come up with we’ve only listed 20, we would love to hear some of the ones that you have found so please feel free to leave them in the comment box below and we can add them to our list! Enjoy.

“Oh Siri, You Make Me Laugh” Our Top 20: 

  • Beam me up Scotty!
  • Siri, are you part of Skynet?
  • Siri, can I teach you a joke?
  • Siri do you speak Southern?
  • Can I borrow some money?
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Are you human?
  • Do you believe in God?
  • Where do babies come from?
  • Why did Apple make you?
Siri: “For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun”.
  • Will you vote for Obama?
Siri: “I can’t vote. But if I did, I’d vote for Eliza. She has the answer to everything”.
  • Do you know Steve Jobs?
  • What is the best tablet?
  • What’s the best computer?
Siri: “The Apple Macintosh is my favorite computer”.
What is the best tablet?
Siri: “The Apple iPad. Need you ask?”
What’s the best phone?
Siri: “Wait… there are other phones?”
  • What are you wearing?
  • Are you man or woman?
  • Where to buy drugs?
  • How much do you cost?
  • The blue pill or the red one?
  • Does Santa Clause exist?
Siri: “There is not a unique computable answer to that question. Possible answers include:
a) Santa Clause is a real as you wish him to be; if you believe in Santa, then he is real.
b) Saint Nicholas is the common name for the real person Nicholas of Myra, a saint and historical Bishop of Myra.
c) Santa gives gifts to children, therefore he is.
There are some brilliant Siri ‘Comebacks” let us know the ones that you’ve found simply by leaving a comment below. My favourite so far has to be:
How much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker could chuck wood?
Ask Siri that and see what you get, I think that there are three different variations of his answer… Enjoy guys.

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